Thieving Fucking Scum SEO

Lester is back with another piece on thieving seo scum who are killing this wonderful community that we have in place people seem to think that becoming a marketer is easy in a number of ways, easy money acting like a nomad and living the high life and yes there are successful people doing this travelling and working. The successful people do one thing different they do put in the hours and im fucking sick of seeing arseholes out there calling themselves consultants and doing no work. Making the industry harder because these idiots are flooding our industry and stealing our money its about time someone stood up to the charlatans. At the bottom of this piece there will be a list of thieving bastards who are taking money from clients but not doing any work. `Tell tale signs that you are using one of these phoney seo consultants could be,

  1. Pre-packaged or bundled SEO solutions. Pre-packaged SEO is not a viable solution to grow your business in this day and age. In the late ’90s and early part of the millennium, it was possible to “blast” links pointing your website to hundreds or even thousands of websites and see long-lasting results. Some SEO agencies will still offer this practice as part of their pre-packaged solutions, but be weary of the problems that can come from it.
  2. Temporary results: If links to your website are also being blasted to other websites, you may see results — but these are only temporary. After a while, Google’s algorithm will catch on to your website’s “unnatural link building” and penalise your website search-engine rankings back to ground zero when the search engines have your card marked it may prove to be difficult to gain their trust again.
  3. Guaranteed first-page rankings. When it comes to guaranteed rankings, it is usually a scam. Why? Even if they are able to guarantee the results to your company, what happens when a competitor wants the same keyword? The gypsy scam artist seo that you have looked at might promise this, but he does not own Google and cannot control what other seo consultants are doing so this would signal a warning straight away.

 

The first thieving rodent is none other than mister Rodders Gardiner

Rod Gardiner

Rodney in name, trotter is about all he is when we analyse his seo skillset a right nasty bastard aswell threatening his peers telling them they are full of shite and that he is going to punch their heads in. Rodney cannot be making any money speaking on social media outlets like Linkedin and twitter sharing all his dirty laundry including his skiddy arsed pants for everyone to watch. This old bastard has been around the industry for many years but will not show a headshot of his ugly mug and his broken english written skills would suggest a Taiwanese inbred kid could write a lot better. So Rod you are the number one thieving rodent cunt of an seo its all fair game blasting others online. Its your turn how do you like a taste of your own medicine you sick bastard.

If you are approached by this Homosapien then stay well clear !!!!!